Chapter I
P on the train. The level of stress-55%  |
| Artes Academy Liberales-Liberal Arts. Our goal. It took only first to reach Warsaw. I dug up out of pity to ride the train from P (G to wycwaniła, he commuted from Wegrow bus). If I did not go with her, it would be a girl there, lost, killed, and every hearing (if possible) that after it went missing. But nothing! We bought tickets and suddenly P, which was with some extremely small bag (about to turn out, and why that was), she cried in horror: "Szymkowiak, you've got to buy tights and knee socks, I forgot." Well ... I knew that we had to make a list of things you need to take not only for me but also for P. A so-mustard after dinner. I now search for the station kiosk, which keep us in all this has provided! Somehow I made it! So now we sit on the platform (drove away from 2) and suddenly, again, P "Szymkowiak! I forgot to take the petals cosmetic" Echhh ... -.- These we raised four gold on these petals, but it turned out that they were more expensive. But as he saw the guy at the kiosk P, said that "for you and let it be 4". So imagine how have to look like: P (I know P, you kill me for it xD). In the end somehow landed in the car, after the five times I had to explain the P, as we are on a good platform. I started with-P began to speak. There was a minute of silence. There were no come-as a text message from her phone G (apparently it is for free:) Oh, if he knew how very wrong xD). While here, I must admit it was a little bit my fault-I did not let her learn (such dog gardener-he does not teach others can not =]). |
Chapter II
GP philosophy  |
| we got. Broken neon "Warszawa-Wschodn and" told us that there should be expecting G. Of course, I had to carry all their luggage, and P-Princess Ulan-Bator, went with that your scarf like a lady Kameliowa. Well, but nothing. Waiting for the G train departed a little from the main entrance, and suddenly rang G, asking where we are. No wise it was not because Warsaw for me is terra incognita, and ask for anything P? Even if it has any relation to urban space? No comment. But in the end dogadaliśmy and even find (I mean actually, I saw G-P had five times to show him-so what? Since, and so jumped out with his "Czeeeść" some 5 meters from the G: P). Now it was necessary to reach our beat-Stop G-dwelling brother, who were just introduced (as an autistic child with his world -.-), that went after us on the bus to make sure yet whether he wants us in the house, can offer us But the cellar. |
I do not know why he was the foam pad ...  |
| We walked, rozgościliśmy up i. .. GP philosophy began to argue. Agreement could not come to evoke began some names from the cosmos, some theories, srele duperele who would listen to them there. This is preferred to his theories of development of the metropolitan area. Uświadczyć silence could not, unfortunately. P suddenly realized that talking about the Russian writer, and do not know anything about Russian history. I ordered the "Szymkowiak! Find me the story of Russia on Wikipedia. " |
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| Well, today! Then came the day of commissioning of the Court. This is what experts today (GP S ridiculed when he said to them that takowi will, and already filed with laughter when the S claimed that, even if not reached, it will be connected by Skype), professors had us, humble and worth little more than dust szaraczków, mangle of topics proposed by us. Is not that terrible, tell yourself to come up with a convict form of deprivation of life, illusions and godnoścj! But nothing. What is to happen, it can not be undone! In bocca al lupo! |
We got up at 6.00 P Actually, she got up, he worried, on the occasion of waking me, who realized that in the end fitting to read something on my commission issues for theories of the sociology of the city, rather than the usual fly balls. Finally, after something has been in the Silesian Library these 21 hours! Well as we started chiacchierare, no it was not force-przymulony the beginning of M also had to get up with the slogan, "What?" Homosexual unions are the basic unit of community? " The conversation was about relationships, but communal:]. He will carry on that brazenly tore him from the embrace of Morpheus, so you can not, but who normally sleeps at 6? Well, tell me, who? After the sun was shining, Warsaw, he sought to work, and he still wanted to sleep. Well, they are outrageous. The morning passed under the auspices of tremendous stress P.
Journey to the office-space felling went without any problems (sic). Well, maybe except that P almost did not manage to catch a tram, was jammed by the door and ran into a pole, stood at the door and whining how such a sweet little pup, she asked to open the door, but next to it was the "Open Door". But so is everything elegantly. Chapter IV
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| Scary shit there are! - AAL office in a building along with the UW-English philology and something else. In every corner of some old desks, pots, rods, wires, baskets, oh-no everything! Raj S-how many times he wondered if something here does not take "a souvenir") | I now wait until the first of us-P-crosses the threshold of hope;) period, which is also dominated by the stress, stress, stress and fatigue my gruesome all this.
O wonder! (This by the way), first major exam (interview?) Against which more bored than stressful. But it basically does not change my behavior-that is how I'm stressed out, or how I'm bored, I'm doing things ... hmmm ... widely regarded as strange (after flying staircase here and there, look for the toilet or kiosk, playing with a broken photocopier, listens at the window of the Academy calls, pressing all the buttons-but it just should not have come as no surprise xD).
But when the moment occurred, that all three of them had expected the lion's mouth suddenly went inconspicuous-looking young lady with a smile on his lips. She looked at us with pity and said, "you also for an interview? Well, I already am after. ". Then attention focused on the GPS every word spoken by that a client being increasingly frightened. "Well, come to any expert" (and yes laughed GP) "For me, specifically The professor-expert in North Korea, because it's about me. Oh, and prof. Axer was connected to the skype "(the second time S triumphed-but it was not too sure if he wanted ...). I then rang the operative part of the sentence: "No, but do not worry. Not interrogated with a bibliography "(in this moment of relief to hear ...)" How someone is flown in your topic, it is veeery nice. " Then G said said "Well it was a fun experience, we can go" , S thought "Time to die" , and P, frozen in stillness, like a wife Lot, as a pillar of salt. For so long have not yet seen P, which does not say anything, do not laugh, it does not generally stupid minutes of something simple to do She fell in P. nirvana.
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| When ordered freed from it, "I'm going to catch fire. Matt-come with me. " And to no avail G translations that are not smoke-Duchess of Ulan-Bator ordered and it was better at this point do not mess with it. What they talked about it-let someone else tell you:]. Besides Tom GPS familiarized with MISH-US. |
P tried to something yet to learn, but asked God to apokatastazę by his meant that the committee asked her about Dostoyevsky, G non-stop looking through your notes hidden in the green teczuszce, and S? S wondered if it would beat fast "Emergency" or not spank,,) I do not beat, it's not the London Underground, and besides, now I know what this word means. Chapter V
Act I
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| And suddenly sounded the trumpet first |
- is invited P! Terrified, pale and supplication at the mouth, to pick a subject that Dostoevsky started. It turned out that the commission has also manager of our MISH-Prof. Dziuba! Which, as P saw, had the benefit of: From somewhere I know that face. What resolute P retorted, "Well, I also associate Ms. somewhere." God took pity on her-she got Dostoyevsky. It was one of two things that she remembered the whole half-hour Q conversation. The second was the question about the relationship of Dostoevsky's second wife and if you can through this prism to analyze two works chosen by P. This is not a clue what were the writer's relationship with his better half a second (after all, was not their marital therapist) responded to what everyone would answer " Of course, I do not! This is quite the broader subject. " The perfect example of one of the 27 ways to bypass questions egzaminującego. I think Vera Gębkovsky, prof. dr hab. of tactics and strategies of oral examinations would be proud:] S at the time to listen to the window, as the P advises wondering whether or not to take pictures or to substitute a banner "Take care! We are with you. " But hearing the permanent characteristic chirp P-held need not be ... At this time the door to AAL GS had visions. Visions of their performances. G wanted to go with the song on his lips, he wondered S between entering "the salesman" and "The Angelus" Act II
She
. Even flew 15 centimeters above the ground. Przeszczęśliwa. Smiling. Relaxed. All smiles. Fly. Rose. And suddenly LUP! łupłupłupłupłup! Painful fall. P is not synchronized with its flight and fall over obcasmi four degrees down. Shoes fell off her feet, and P was lying and did not know what happened. Everything was so good! So it went well conversation! So that odstresowała! And here such a brazen stairs, which nobody in 70 years has repaired dared to upset the idyll! But it happened ...Chapter VI
After P and MISH-US sounded
whirlwind second
- G. Zastanowiwszy was summoned and having thought everything went. He knew that the professor. Dziuba is waiting on the spot, except that G was therefore satisfied. I disappeared into the bottomless pit. S was the same (P odstresowywać went to the city). Without anyone. In a strange place. A filthy place. All disappeared. At this point, he panicked. Where is he? Why? Why? Warum? Flee! No! Will! No! What to do? It is the same. S and his thoughts. Until now, the view stressed napawał GP. Now they were no longer there. And he waited. Terrified. Fortunately, only a moment, then suddenly for what happened! From the place of execution ran out two people: the older known professor and director of S Dziuba. The first thought, "Not bad for a G begins there, since there has been 5 minutes, and professors have already run out there and firing a shot." Prof. Dziuba stood and shouted "Oh how fun! These are my boys! But I'm going fast, things better, because I have to go back there, to Mr. Matthew. " Clatter of high heels like a series of CKM. Peace. It is well. It can not be wrong. Whew ... The second series of the CKM. S does not know where to hide. Then the professor. Dziuba is turned and looked at the S, gave, almost pleadingly, the words "But please answer specifically. When there is a question of definition, we give a definition, not examples. Please, Lord. And everything will be fine. ". Yeah ... Well, yeah! But how to get hold of some definitions now! Relations G conversation I fail. Przewijały there some strange words and names, it is impossible to remember, so you just give-This same hero himself denounces your question:) Anyway, it came out of the cave Mędrów pleased with the fact that it failed to complete collapse, just as it was from P:] Chapter VIII
third trumpet
she spoke. Died two words, "Mr. Szymkowiak. I walked briskly and confident, because what would happen to me, the most I'll be back on the face;) Standing by the door and I hear the call of the Commission, "Now this Ślązak" "Who?" "Well, this, what about all the time in Silesia he wrote," 'Oh, this ... "And at that moment came with the words S" Yes - it's me! xD Good day to you, I'm very pleased. " Part of the EC (Examination Committee) froze, some began to laugh out loud. I sit in the place prepared for me and I looked Research Commission. Kind of like the zoo, only that this time I was on this side as usual. In total, we talked about my relationship. Relationship for Kutz, the Silesian agglomeration, the autonomy of Silesia, to the Basin, the śląskości, Silesian language, the nationality against the other to me (through the prism of Silesia). There were a few funny moments. For example, when we were in the topic Basin said that annoys me terribly when someone says it is from Silesia, Sosnowiec. And suddenly from the corner of Hall heard the cry, "Jesus Christ! What do you favor here for heresy! Jesus, Mary! "- I said that exactly the same way I react. Or when they asked me if I'm considered a typical Silesian I denied and asked me to picture a typical Silesian. I wanted to mention within a few features, some of which I have, and some more, but I started badly. I started by saying that Silesians are hardworking and ... there is no longer gave me finish-burst out laughing and did not allow me to excuse just changed a little bit about it. In terms of nationality, I learned that I am a constructivist (thank, because I had to do? From all those that I thought I was up emoticon xD). Too much to write about all the questions. Conclusion one arises. 3 days in Silesia and a 21-hour battle with the Silesian Library has gone slightly down the drain -.- And so it was. Era before talks on the AAL has just ended. She began a new era. Era "after". But this will be the next article / column, / report / scrap / meaningless string of letters, words and sentences. Well, unless you will not ... xD
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