Friday, October 12, 2007

Drsmrsvandertramp Story

Is it "ALL ME"? (Part I)

already wore a few weeks with the intention of creating a complete portrait of his psychological set up no Freudian psychoanalysis on the basis, but on the basis of a more prosaic, namely, all kinds of astrology, numerology, horoscopes of the seven continents, the importance of names, etc.. etc..
CHARACTERISTICS
Intelligence and systematic

characterize persons born under the sign of Virgo.

planet Mercury, which is under the patronage of the mark, give Pannom sharp mind and ability to think logically. first decade of a typical Virgo, intelligent, persistent, industrious, often hidden, cost. Always care about hygiene and appearance. There is the soul of society and is perceived as a pedantic cold and boring.
Virgo is very talented and quick to learn. He can write interestingly and persuasively (my teacher rather not share that view) and discuss (rather quarrel). Using reason and logic would explore the world. Analytical thinking, however, sometimes it bothers to look at the world from a broader perspective.
is very critical of himself and others, can not easily meet its requirements. Has a tendency to perfectionism, they must remember that it is difficult to achieve ideal. They are patient.


Science, biology, medicine, designate an area of \u200b\u200binterest (what am I doing in this class ???).

Mary's only desire is to improve one's own mind, so it is usually an expert in several fields of knowledge. Analyzing the phenomena and explaining their causes is her passion (statistics and tables-something beautiful.) Miss
attaches great importance to good order and cleanliness (hmmm. .. discussion.) Overly cares about your health, and particularly concerned about your liver (I never know which side is). It eats well, buy food from organic crops (not buy-grown).

interested in medicine also unconventional. He is a great organizer. Before


to take action, draw up a detailed plan. Provision is also made all possible mistakes and errors, so it is always well prepared for any eventuality. Virgin have a lot of grace and dignity - although they may not have too many friends because of problems with his feelings. Virgin unlikely to be leaders - they prefer to follow someone else - but their actions always headed logic.
does not like to be late, doing everything with stopwatch in hand (of-fact.) Virgo is a practical approach to life. Rarely buys clothes, choosing items of good quality and for every occasion. appreciates the simplicity of love and constancy of affection. Selects partners with whom they would enjoy everyday life. The other refers to people rather reserved and cool, polite, and only when someone closer to know, is relaxed and straightforward. Miss preferably rests in the bosom of nature, away from the bustle and crowds of the city. He loves to solve crossword puzzles and charades, watching TV game shows. Passions are reading books from various fields.


PREFERENCES (not sexual)
music
your gentle nature and gentle disposition make readily reach out for the romantic pieces, and those that his message simply grab their heart. It often moves so nostalgic ballads are right for you opportunity for reflection and memories.
drink Beverages after which frequently reach for and dedication of tea. We are pleased tasted the different varieties of fruit teas to strong aromatic Earl Grey. This implies that among friends usually pass off as a connoisseur of the drink and serve it to them willingly.

color best feeling in the pastel colors, you are familiar with shades of blue or ashen brown. Surrounding these colors make you feel safe and gives the impression of highly spiritualized. Your romantic nature fits perfectly well in light shades of pink, but only when called. special occasions.

aroma You love to read and does not really matter whether they are pleasant light reading to the pillow, and the works of great writers. Therefore, while it may seem a bit strange, you love the smell of new, still smelling fresh print books. This unique fragrance makes reading the book so often you lose it, that you can hardly return to the reality that surrounds you.

weekday you most favorable day of the week is Thursday. Then usually you doing a great sense of humor, whereas this coming weekend. This day is often also important for you sentimental as most important stages of your life starts from Thursday.

way to relax with you the type of domesticated nature, and therefore relax you associate with the house and its inhabitants. But do not sit on the couch for hours and slept the whole day. To accommodate their relatives, often burrows in the kitchen, and conjures up delicious treats. Being able to please someone close to the most relaxed and eased.

kind of sport (if possible) attracted you sports that require rapid deduction while making decisions. It is therefore willing to participate in all group games, such as in a game of volleyball. In the group feel comfortable and feel a sense of responsibility for a common goal - success.

CAREER AND FINANCE
Life Motto: analyzes

Domain zodiacal Virgin to focus on issues relevant to the practical. For the money and interest has a very healthy attitude. He knows what he will gain from his work, he needs to aim at and before you on something decide - check carefully their financial capabilities. Mark

Virgin announces a lot of work, mostly subordinated and arduous. As they say, you have to cause to earn. In general, there is no specially high income, but the financial situation is generally stable Maidens thanks to their perseverance, hard work and thrift.
sign announces major organizational skills, which may be helpful in obtaining a livelihood. The best features of the Virgin and the conscientiousness of duty (buahaha). Rational approaches to life, without thinking solves complex problems and confusing matter. Until you know the facts do not make any decision. The money knows that they are valid. Although it has a tendency to downplay their abilities in financial matters, no one is better than mieszczenia in the budget. Do not tempt her risky venture. The accounts in the bank typically agrees to the last penny.
Virgin wants to have all the best, but rarely overpay. No problem based on his whims. Carefully record each item of expenditure and revenue, both in their company, as well as private finance. Implement a program of savings and retirement.
in business and financial matters is cautious, often prefer a stable, full-time job of ensuring a regular income rather than something that would give her more freedom, but also the financial roller coaster. Mary is unlikely to be rich, but does not threaten them with bankruptcy. in social situations may be considered to have a snake in your pocket. Miss in the game thanks to the money wins, it has an analytical mind and is able to provide competitive moves and fluctuations. At the same time, however, may lose because they often lack the risk nutki will occur in the holding of small steps rather than expecting a big financial victory. We depend on her to have a house, car and interesting jobs. Does not devote his whole life for material things, but one also knows how to reap the benefits, invest in your love life or in the development of interests. Virgin appreciate the daily efforts, job fair and equitable, not like the risks, the temptations, gambling, getting money in a fraudulent manner. Ideal
prevail over their accounts, the business shall be fair and try to do everything in accordance with their conscience. Afraid to risk like the plague. Their systematic, thoughtful decisions about investments and deposits wake admiration and envy. Considering any kind of agreement entrusting it to someone his own, even the smallest savings.
In matters of money collect information to enable them to monitor the situation. Endowed with an extraordinary ability to adapt to the situation, Mary does not know the feelings of anxiety about the future, which afflicts others sleepless nights.
Sometimes it happens that Miss is very wasteful, but contrary to appearances, even if you can guess that the pre-calculated every whim.
is a cost-effective, yet generous, has innate goodness. He likes to give, at the same time well you never denying pleasure. Always guided by common sense and do not exceed a certain limit of their abilities.
for his good heart and deeds, as well as a generous pocket, he likes to be respected and appreciated. This is a very assertive person, regardless of the situation always bounces off the bottom and they will cope.


Saving


In financial matters, and you can save compared to Virgin ants. It collects savings slowly and steadily, but also in the way they built a stable, prosperous life and meet a lot of money for a rainy day.
In financial matters, not it should be no surprise. He likes to invest in the Swiss franc or the British pound (now in the euro). Green jednodolarówkę fortunately carries in his wallet. Gladly save on annual leave.
Issue
Mary appear in a reasonable manner. Preferably on books, music, video-cassettes, theater, sound therapy, as well as antiques, but in moderation, not to exceed its financial capabilities. Innate goodness can not indifferently pass the Virgo man in need.

work in the life of Mary the Virgin
likes to work and truest joy in life derives from the good performance of its duties.
definitely does not like risk, it's not a gambler lion, do not put everything on one card. There is also keen to gain the highest peaks in their careers.
wise and providing for the Virgin knows that the success are above all envy, and then enters into the fate of the human variable wheel of fortune. She appreciates the work above all secure stability and opportunity for sustainable development. Can perfect career path and plan a small step on the trot kroczku there until you reach your dream goal. Miss is ideal walking in the eyes of the average employer. Honest, hardworking, punctual, urgent, kind and loyal, not lurking on the stools, cares about the morale of colleagues, fighting their bluff vocabulary, leading by the hand to the therapist, when they zwichruje life. She was an addition to the boss does not sleep at night worrying about the future of the company. In addition, always carefully performed the most monotonous job that requires superhuman patience, which average ten minutes Aries przyprawiłaby about suicidal thoughts. Mary Had disappear one day from companies around the world, there would be immediately crash the economy. Miss has the most analytical mind of the zodiac, in addition, has a maximum capacity of attention. Excellent works on separate, but not managerial positions. Currently, many Maidens work as freelancers, and it defiantly shows - with their systematic. Miss perfectly organize your own workshop, and as late with the implementation date or by laziness thing collapses, day's wages deducted itself, because it made an absolutely unacceptable thing!
Despite the belief that it is better than their superiors at work (which is mostly true), Miss will not use any intrigue or podjazdowych night stands, corruption and cronyism it extremely shocked. He likes to be appreciated
, praised and well rewarded, and as head of pakiecik more also have health insurance, it is afforded as a devoted employee at the bank.


Contest for Miss


Virgo as a sign of great intelligence, a gifted versatile talents. Feels best in the competition, which involves a considerable risk.
Medicine, nursing, and education give the work a deeper meaning to the Virgin. Most of the prominent researchers in the horoscope is strongly marked the character. IT professionals computer programmers from the top shelf are mostly of the Virgin, including business owners, whose business is based on modern technologies such as Ryszard Krauze (whether it bodes invasions CBA me to live?).
The sharpest and most severe eye controller, inspector, administrator. Great works in accounting at the Registry, in the public service. Her imagination is rich, appreciates the realistic approach to life, but many Maidens writes, paints, composes works that fast-forwarded to the taste of the audience, because they are relaxing and conventional as Agatha Christie's detective stories Piotr Rubik and music (though you do not have a hand ...). What should be considered in the work of Miss?


Not every profession and work environment is appropriate for Mary. As a pedant not very suitable for driving other, because each głupstewko spreading work hours, in addition to decide the fate of other people mentally overwhelmed by it.
mental well-performed work, much less those that require physical strength and high resistance to stress. Acute rivalry, murderous rat race ends the Virgin sensitive because it is a refuge of morality, as well as a perfectionist.
Virgo is the severest critic of his own accomplishments, he wants to be appreciated for what they actually know and perform well and not pushing for the ability to elbows and rozdeptywania weaker. should also ensure a regular and healthy lifestyle, especially diet, as any stress immediately reflected on her sensitive digestive tract.
zodiacal Virgo firmly down to earth, when making important decisions in life is not very spontaneous and very picky. Attaches great attention to detail. People under the sign of Virgo are almost as many faces as complex cuts conceal cut diamond. Combine with the mind superkrytycyzm accountant. They are suitable for employment in services in health care. Great organize a medical clinic, dental care.
can also take care of maintenance of buildings, keeping garage or sell-off clothing. They are very easy to organize people for the common professional interests. Consistent with the nature of Mary is both a job as a quality controller, for example, in the department of industry and labor writer, or officials.
sun in the sign of Virgo gives a philosophical mind, hard logic, reason, sobriety, thrift, pragmatism and superegoizm. Mary has a wonderful spirit and high intellectual ability. The Maidens
can meet idealists, but still in most cases they are materialists. Her life and professional success is due only to himself and his diligence, thoroughness, diligence, ability to work and accountability.



The Career
domains, which allow a critical to separate the wheat from the chaff and in which the foreground with a penchant for details. Professions where you need a practical reason as well as manual dexterity.
We take full-time job as a clerk, a journalist and computer programmer. Have the ability to trade and merchants. Many
Maidens is successfully employed in accounting, banking. It's brilliant economists. almost always show an interest in science, music and art, as well as languages, technology, chemistry, life sciences and commerce. They have outstanding intellectual ability in the direction of philosophy and literature. They have a natural interest everything is connected to a healthy lifestyle, such ventures as organic food stores, fitness clubs. We are happy to choose careers in traditional medicine as a doctor, therapist, nurse, or a method of alternative therapy. The professional community finds the best as a scientist. Most Nobelists is precisely under the sign of Virgo. · critic
· Economist
· Accountant
· Reader
• Your (especially dental)
· Instructor sport, recreation
· Dietician
· technician, craftsman
· Educator





Virgin boss
never hesitate to express their opinions, coping with complex projects like nobody else. People from this sign are born managers, but equally well suited for the position of vice and specialists. Head-Miss
like polite people, polite, neatly dressed, as well as timely and accurate. Order must be everywhere, and so on the desk, in drawers, cabinets, binders, files and folders on your computer. Particular attention is paid to the correspondence, and especially careful to write letters. Pays excessive attention to trivial remembering the details that made up the whole.
As head is sensitive and sympathetic in real life situations with their subordinates. Employees are expected ingenuity, new ideas, even though it hurts too much momentum. Reasoning is clear, clever and logical. But do not like to put everything on one card. As head is fair, does not suffer the whims and humorom. often encountered in the second row, is no more detail than a talent for doing impressions. Typically, cyzelując every word ślęczy the speech for which he will meet someone else applause. If is already a leader, it works without much noise. It is thorough, practical, decisive, open and trustworthy. His word has its value. Sticks to his views and not easy to persuade him to change them.

Benefits - Sobriety, diligence. Disadvantages


- minuteness, the lack of momentum.

FRIENDSHIP, LOVE, SEX
as a friend of Miss

"friendship is worth more intelligent man than many of fools" Democritus
persons under the sign of Virgo it difficult to cope alone. They are intelligent polemics element, like the air they need friends who can talk about their professional aspirations, ideas or new plans of life.
However, there are people too emotionally effusive and have no inclination to intimate confidences. They prefer to listen to the feelings of other people than just talk about them. Miss
very carefully selects the candidates for friends. Not everyone has a chance to become one. Before you allow someone to the nearest group, it must know the person well and have deep conviction that it is worth to her friend.
The second man appreciates the hard-stepping on the earth Virgo, above all modesty, intelligence, but also a creative nature, a little fantasy every day. Thus, in the company of her friends are often people who lead very different lifestyles and are very different from her personality. But when Miss becomes friends with someone, it is the most faithful friend under the sun, which in a remarkably beautiful and lasting years doing the dishes a delicate flower of friendship. Virgo can Indeed as a friend to achieve true mastery, their relationships with friends are far from superficial and shallow feelings and conversations do not resemble each other empty chatter about nothing, for such compounds Miss busy simply do not want to spend your free time. works perfectly in moments of crisis, as a faithful companion, does not lose the cold head, gives a good and effective advice, she can also tell the truth boldly, while others bury their heads in the sand. Miss
as a friend of many of their offers, much too forgiving, but when the friend dies, he can walk away without a word, not showing emotion. Under the hood, cold
But he hides a lot of suffering, because to his friends Miss strongly emotionally attached to.


How do you like to hang out with friends?


your home is a safe haven for friends in need. We are constantly helping them.
And then someone came back to visit ... Someone else gave you to store a dog or a parrot or a few hours asked for custody of the child ... Friends and acquaintances so appreciate your generosity and pleasant company. Many of my friends recognize
societies, fan clubs, organizations in which you operate with enthusiasm. Overall like regular meetings with friends. They are organizing well in advance taking care of every detail in the arrangements. We are happy to go with them to the cinema, gallery or theater. Your devoted friend, is the most common:


Virgo can be a great friend for each zodiac sign, but its the best friendships are with Taurus and another Virgin. Sometimes a deep friendship connects it with the emotional Cancer and it's just as secretive Scorpio.

love
"Virgin is pressing erotic readers guide - learn them by heart and then practice on your partner ..."
P anny are inherently shy and modest. Even if the dream of passionate love affairs, even before the front of the rarely admit it. Do not impose on the people and do not know how to be a blockbuster. They have a great sense of tact and know that you can not be intrusive. Often, therefore, resign themselves to interesting people or flirted. To get her first Miss you dare. Talks on healthy eating, ecological problems or medical novelties will make every Miss picks up and gain confidence in the party. It should take her for a date in an unusual place - it can be vegetarian restaurant kitchens or exotic East. They prefer things simple, but elegant and good quality. But Mary did not like ostentation and waste. Too expensive gifts or effusive gestures of sensitivity to the virgins do not make a good impression. It is better to exercise restraint and to adapt its behavior to the situation. Mary care about appearances and follow the rules of society. They will not know what to do if someone in the restaurant kneel before them and will profess his love.
P
anny are very critical and demanding of himself and others. It should therefore be well prepared and anticipate all the possible mistakes, slip and difficulties may find applying for a Virgin man or woman. Otherwise crush admirer and powerful critique of complaints about the romantic mood and can no longer speak. So it is worth pre-book restaurants, check linen is clean and if there are fresh towels. No need to alienate modesty and lack of commitment Young ladies in conversation and jokes about sex. Mary approached virtually all areas of life. Therefore, having a lover or a lover, some of them treat as taking care of hygiene of the body ...

sex
partners not send significant glances. But for some partners are ready for any folly, though you would prefer that the other party initiated it. Do you like shared baths in a bathtub full of foam. Can you direct them so that they become a sophisticated, erotic ritual. Sometimes, as a result of morals prawionych in childhood, you doing guilt. Partner, which impose a slap you for it, you may be surprised by its therapeutic effect. Indeed willingly submits to the governments a strong hand. Convinced into submission, you stop criticizing and undergo sex way to discover the full pleasure. Najwrażliwszy to caress your belly is, though rarely ask for awakening this place.
You're not the type of tomcat on the contrary, at the beginning of knowledge is always keep a reserve. Sensitive to failure, and this fear a little shy woman find that it is interested in, especially if not quite yet know who you are dealing with. Therefore podrywy knocked in a cafe on the beach or in a discotheque. Perfect for you to get to know the ground is like work, where the object of his adoration you can easily observe. Though I do not know how to be beautiful - silly giggle, irresistible torrent ists devoid of punch, make does not ask for a phone number. If you take the next step or a date, still staring at his chosen one to touch and even pedantic. Earns a big plus if her clothes are neat and meticulous haircut. It's much more important than mandatory fashion. The second will receive for his straightforwardness - Feminine perversity of nature is something for you just as tangled as the Chinese spelling. Her "no" seem too serious. Whence would you guess that she wants to be with you only podroczyć?
Shyness bother you in expressing innermost feelings, so I do not like to also be impatient 's running through my lord. Love you show affection and discreet yet constant presence in the life of another person. Romantic passions, romance with heart palpitations you prefer to watch at the cinema. You more than the brief moments of happiness and firing in queues up the champagne depends to sail to a quiet, safe harbor. On your mark meets many men are lonely, because having to choose a relationship where you have to accept many compromises you choose solitude. Find that it is better to read a good book alone than spend time communicating with someone who is not your ideal, and that you're picky about the ideal of it is quite difficult. In addition, you prefer to be conquered than to gain. To continue and intensify their knowledge of knowing you decide that you and she have chosen this same direction.
hidden inferiority complex does not allow you to go further without the explicit incentives. You do not always notice that she was waiting for it. When you finally find yourself in her bed, your erotic techniques are flawless, but could use a bit more freedom, more heat. Continue to behave impeccably in fact, if you were taught sex education for secondary schools. Hope for you is a compound with an appropriate partner. Your sensuality is revealed in full confidence, in fact afraid of ridicule and betrayal. When you finally get rid of up their inhibitions, you're done with the naive innocence of the myths about women, you become a tireless lover, but not right away ... Your erogenous zone is the buttocks. A woman who finds it will know how to use and can expect a lot more experience!
What happens when you finally meet the right person and decide to live together? Romantic ups? Well, a woman awaiting the caprice for its gypsy orchestra and lead it to ruin a diamond ring, there is nothing for you to look for. But in the real world you get more and more, turns out to be helpful, faithful partner, who does the breakfast and bring them to bed without wypominania fix dripping tap, a bit of lessons with children. For someone who knows that life is made up of little things and prefers to invest in the future than to live only once, the relationship with you is like a capital investment in a solid bank, dividends seem to be guaranteed. You are demanding, because you expect responsibility seriously, you do not have much understanding for the weaknesses. Your house must be perfectly clean, and life in it perfectly organized. sometimes unnecessarily worried sick with something, trying to fix something that others seem good enough, but not you! You should control your tendency to perfection and pedantry, do not forget that sometimes it's what makes us happy surprise. Let so that, from time to time, life has done you some pleasant surprises.
Sensitivity 11/15

Ingenuity 12/15
spontaneity 9 / 15
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Temperament 11/15
Imagination 14/15

Activity 8 / 15
Harmony 11/15
Confidence 8 / 15
Lovers for you
twins - the partner will introduce a lot of variety to sex. You will be great lovers.
Lion - are creating an almost perfect system. Your willingness into sexual slavery much to him.
Fish - a lover will do anything to you it was good. So dive into the ocean of bliss at the same neck.

Avoid Aries, Cancer and Aquarius. You do not have nothing to offer.
Seduce HOW YOUR MISS? (Read and try: P)
Shyness prevent him from expressing innermost feelings, so I do not like to be impatient 's running through my lord. The best feeling in the company of "women who say" of course ( talking here about the meaning of) mindless chatter, banalities and platitudes is the easiest and fastest way to discourage him. In Mr. Virgin also do not have the slightest chance bałaganiary, those laggard, forgetful, and wasteful. If you admit to any of these features, you're in a real trouble. Worse still, it's hard to cheat. His chosen one looks at the pedantic verve. You'll earn a big plus, making sure that your clothes were always neat and meticulous haircut. It is for him a lot more important than mandatory fashion. Expresses the precision - 99 and is 99 inches long and half an inch, and there is not no meter! Be as straightforward - female perversity of nature is for him something as tangled as the Chinese spelling. Your NOT treat seriously. How poor would like to know that you want to be with him only podroczyć?
How to throw him?
If you're going to discourage the boy himself from this trade, invite him to dinner ciężkostrawny and give it to the stained tablecloth. Certainly do not apologize for the mess at home, sloppy clothing, and eye in the stocking. Just say that you like to feel at ease, and its longer treat as a household member. Not forget to mention that frequent washing shortens the life. At the table, entertaining him opowiastkami about how notorious you lose money, keys, you are late and forget about paying the bills. If you ask for tea in search of strange places - in bieliźniarce or cabinet for shoes. Joke that the artistic mess is your element. There is a great chance that you eat dessert itself already.

II in the near future, like the Golden decl. And coming soon: completing the sign of the zodiac horoscope, horoscopes Mayan, Chinese, Celts, trees, flowers and other such, if enough of the PA in the meantime I invite you to comment
PS I do not censor. There really were writing such stupidity:)