Friday, December 31, 2010

Bollywood Actress Showing Their Nipple

Suicide is painless

Facebook-suicide;)

Yes, my dear. In the year 2011 will be many changes. U do not know if you guys got for me for sure. The first change is the elimination of a Facebook account. I wore with this view for some time. This took place before, but good girl, stepmother, stop me from that. Contain also wanted a certain person saying, "If you're able to leave Facebook, it means that you can leave any person." Well, apparently it is. Do not give up, that's what! No Expectations = no disappoitments. Therefore, although this time I spent on Facebook was a great time, it is time to say goodbye. This was due to many factors. Among other things, that, like many people noticed, addicted to fb. Recently I have noticed this;) And yet it is better than the real-life second-life, right? xD I make these e-suicide by Seppukoo or SuicideMachine , but the administration was faster and Facebook blocked both addresses. So I can only account zdeaktwować (when you come back the option to remove, do it immediately)

As for the friends, I would say yes. With every friend, facebookowym, real or potential want to drink beer! At least one;) end of virtual friends, I move your ass and go to town! Kaman! xD All my notes were fb along with the comments moved here, so there is nothing to worry about that disappear in the darkness of fb.

staying on Twitter informational reasons. Like anything, you can always write me an email (bartlomiej-szymkowiak@wp.pl), gg and on Twitter

I promise that as yet I bet it przefarbuję fb hair platinum blond xD
Annex dated 10 February 2011:
, unless you enter the fb will be in connection with downloading pictures or other important information ;-) Up to Fat Thursday:]


So Enjoy!

Kiviae Divinae Pontifex Maximus

Friday, December 17, 2010

21 Weeks Pregnant When Did I Conceive

HABEMUS AUREOS Globos!

Welcome you to the awards 'golden balls'.

golden balls is the successor to the Golden Dekli (see notes from 2006 and 2005 troku), which are awarded by the Grand Jury Appointment Committee, the course and the International Organization Awards "golden balls" (WKNPiOMNZK) . This body, its composition and activities are at the present day and on this edition of secrecy. Maybe in future editions, decides to reveal it;)

In this edition of the 17 statuettes were awarded GOLD sphere. There are no fixed categories or nominees - each winner won his Oscar for his individuality, rather than similarity to the other master in the aspect. My inner bureaucrat told me, with the exception of two first prizes, awards the rest arranged in alphabetical order. So who is that someone has received 5 or 16statuetkę, does not mean anything. Everyone deserves the same:)

statuettes were made from the finest materials: thin steel-like plastic (a prototype of the U.S. Army, D) and noble timber of cork, a variety of Ocset; ) All this was covered with 24-karat gold in the fluid.

So let's get started! Let the "golden balls" will go to their owners!

Award in the category friend MISHów received prof. Light-Agnieszka Kowalik for conducting two years of study by generations MISHowców twists of logic, methodology and theory of science and for the fact that no one has ever been treated condescendingly, as a student, but always as a partner for talks. Congratulations!


GOLD Grand Prix for the whole ball replaced the person who deserves it so many things that I mention only a few, otherwise it would take many hours. The statuette went to Joanna "Króliś" Glazer for its above-average activity and involvement in any initiative of the Scientific Society, the entire MISH, for organizing the annual Noble Packages for volunteering at various festivals, but, that each is a positive attitude and never heard from her negative word about any of the students.



winner of the Golden ball in the category of ceremonies is Babijczuk Adrianna and her roommate . Ada for their commitment and dedication of their time despite the enormous fatigue and pose with me the whole scenario for the gala, that never took place, which was to be "the beautiful." And for her roommates for tolerating me and for the nice reactions on the entire project.


owned another statue, the Golden ball Coach, is Catherine "Dots" Bernat for its uncompromising sense of integrity, her captivating and unforgettable ponglish domówki and meetings of the Board of Spado, where each spadoł and pilgrimage, when we had to integrate. And of course the neighbors;)

statuette in the category of the Golden ball Wyjebane is granted Veronica Gębce for it, that is all and all wyjebane. It does not matter whether anyone likes it, it's important that someone liked it. And how not to cross the road, she has a sponge-Palestinian Świdnik Large: D Also, for her oneself to uprzejmościowym convention. And of course for literature and art presented on the pages of my calendar;)



golden ball in category Negotiator can not get to someone else as Andrew Gorgiego "Gorgonia for the fact that in 10 minutes convinced me (!) To output (!) On Hemingway's birthday (!!!), although it is known that such sanctuaries did not cause me joy and never defended the arms and legs before going to such a place. You can officially announce the Gorgie sold ice Eskimosowi: D



Witch- Golden ball winner is Margaret Krysa for her throwing a curse, I was sick. But most of all for its uncompromising honesty, and doing af, which can not be imitated. Oh, I'm wrong ...
If you think about performer, I can not not honor the golden ball Adam "MoCarta" Juśkiewicz before which I need as an amateur performer bow front and give the palm of priority. MoCarta and his rozkminy should be collected and published under the name "What do you think when you have an uneven ceiling, or do not have it at all." But really, this level of respectable, whose only mistake is the choice of philosophy:]
Category player and golden ball belongs to Christopher Mogielnickiego , which, apart from knowledge of Latin (and help translate the language of the Golden Orb Romans), is always able to force me, I sang with him all performance'ach. But I always keep my fingers crossed for them and advise on the appropriateness of the choice of place, time, purpose. And they scrabble ... ;)
More than half of the Golden KUL distributed, and therefore the time to Chillout . How to chillout, it Magdalena "Stepmother" stepmother, with whom do best and for who gets the next golden balls. And who knows what music is best. And that is a little less quirks than I: D thanks to which I continually add to the base lajków in my center Lajków them. Bartholomew Szymkowiak on Facebook in the area of \u200b\u200bCentral and Eastern Europe
Since Laika, you can not forget about the other Fb-maniac , Sebastian Lange , who for his work on the Facebook pages and finding providers with the inexhaustible possibilities of the human mind and overcoming barriers to further abstraction collects another golden balls.



Family is important, and if you find a family who has successfully could turn psychedelic sitcom, it's only in Mary "Merlon" Marshall and her sister Veronica , which calls resemble the transition to another world where nothing is as it should be up and man does not want to leave.



In category Gold Obsession KULA goes to Agnieszka "Freitag" Friday who stubbornly maintains a maniac, I'm German: D bah! I know German (sic), but always saves me from death out of boredom at the seminar by giving another side crosses;)



golden ball for the Queen of the Elves is granted Dominica Bird a positive attitude to each of my project, as well as willing to participate, if possible, when each of them. And her fucked up sound, which constantly makes me wonder and awe:)



Golden ball winner in the category Mama Cat is Ewelina "Mendi" PIES for her cat, who sleeps in pots and wpierdziela cottage cheese, but not only. Also, for her enthusiasm, which can all fit in a good mood. Jebaaaanaaa ... : D



ball for the Golden Statuette Architect moves, which should not be surprised to Agatha "sheik" shakes for the fact that thanks to repeat the history of architecture, design for her positive attitude to life and the recruitment of this model for others. But I always hear and say 'cool', will be good or go to Eve, because she will do so once a snip, and I'll turn in all the emotions. " Mi piace molto questo elemento! :)

The last, but not least, be granted a golden ball my lifeguard, Eve "Ewuncji" Szczechli for the full range of merit. With its absolute revealed truth. But that does not pound it through the two hours from the U.S. to the house. For the fact that it responds to messages after three hours, so our conversation last all day, and to talk about never wanes. With her one hundred thousand councils, which always prove to be the best. With a healthy attitude to everything. For that, I always check the bus while in Silesia in Lublin. And for this the enormous distance to each other;)



Thank you very much for tonight. I'm glad I had the honor to hand such prestigious awards such a prestigious and happy people, he says the classic: "Only unhappy people are not able to play." United Chapter of the Appointment Committee, the course and the International Organization Award "golden balls" (WKNPiOMNZK) is overjoyed that her rewards will go to people who appreciate her enthusiasm, creative, emotional and intellectual. Once again congratulations all winners. Thank you and see you next year! (Hopefully)



PS I remember! Jury still looks great. I do not know what you found on WKNPiOMNZK, is or will;)

Squeals of joy!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Plasmapheresis Center Orange County

bright side

B
- I think God has a great sense of humor. Also, with each
A
- No ba! In the end he had a son, who was a Jew

have committed Nov. 9, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

Open Pokemon Green Leaf With Mac

Unbalanced sentimentality

Virtual
performance came to an end. Today, about 1 o'clock. It was a remarkable performance. First of all I begin, why is the title of this note, how and why this performance bore that name. Well, I
blog. Once upon a time there was a blog http://glewitz.eblog.pl Founded still in high school, went through various stories (cassation half notes, forgotten, forlorn, great returns, and so on ...). Due to the fact that my diary is now on Blogger, with that I decided to finally say goodbye. But when I started to browse the notes and comments, revived memories. those days Never mind that part of the notes he does not understand) But somehow I felt so nice when I remembered a few things.
I decided! that they do not give up those notes, and these comments at the mercy of forgetfulness and erasure of the servers that I need to save them. And how? Transfer those scraps (and those comments) on this blog. I know it crazy, but because it was just a draft "unbalanced sentimentalist 'and not' sentimentalist 'or something else.
Well, I did so. Every note and every comment by Paste'a Copy'ego and moved here. Did not change anything-style mistakes, words, meanings, nicknames, nothing. Otherwise, in my opinion, it would not have been in the past. It is difficult, for the words you need to take responsibility. It lasted about 3 days. A skilled observer will notice when it started and when it ended;) allows us to enjoy, and my old notkami comments of former visitors and live it all again:) So
Squeals of joy!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

How Do I Drain My Popup Camper

Kam Bek!

this too ...
I decided to come back, I hope that in the same style. Now on Blogspot, not eblogu, but steadily I moved those posts on the local psychedelic blog. Along with the handful of comments. So do not be surprised if you all will have the same IP. It really is not anything I invented: D Oh well, must take responsibility for the life ... :]

As you can see quite minimalistic, but these are the charms of moving (though the eblogu rather I did not have pop-ups, dancing Italians łopoczących flags, etc.):]

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Accuracy Of Hiv Test At17 Weeks

The excavations on the old blog - comments

Discovered in the performance 'unbalanced sentimentalist'

'to please parents, you must be a child of a neighbor / friend / colleague, because the child is a neighbor / friend / colleague is always better' ~ aga

'I have so many surcharges woo!, with only a mixture of brain Apparently Hitler, einksztaina, my favorite lessiego and kiwi fruit can be fucked barsziej '~ MoCarta

'What do you mean does not become nothing? course of happend! bartek at the party! bartek on the dance floor! bartek spent over 3 zł! bartek came from a girl who (and it's one that we do not know! turned out to friends!) oj happening was happening:) '~ Eva / Funia

' If I understand all of your mental shortcuts, my comments would be much more interesting '~ Martynka

' DEAR KLASOWICZE! Unfortunately (or fortunately) not conducting your blog .. and I have a bad day ... time to zweiorzenia:} I hate you the fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!' ~ Estees

'you have to heal for Monday because Ebed than sit alone in this stupid school, and Stasia scared because I wanted to bite off half of your face as we talked przedsiebiorczowych meetings! " ~ Eva

'* without order, without composition. Because such is life. " ~ Magda

'Party that promotes the Brotherhood of the Wolf is hasłemŚmierć Aligatorom pozadrawia its allies from an alliance called the Sword of Mohammed Motorynek parties. " ~ MoCarta (MoCarta comments in general is an art in itself;))

'in salezjance something you can see there was (and is hard ^ ^). But so nicely uploading me a link so you have a comment, to the VIP '~ Baryła

' and so on mnei there is nothing there? many times at you offended me the shirt I had popisales trash n aglowie odprowadziles mnei home Snik = ERSA got from me a single word here about me! jzu I remember it myself! BARTOSZU! with different sexual orientation than all: P '~ Funiaaa

' would gather all my sorrows, even in the publicity for the Ladybugs would not fit '~ magda

' we, compact group of pathological and ride together we print and again rpzezywac it TOGETHER! and '~ ol (g) a kebab

'With textu, and it is evident with the coming of my people from the center caused the pink mess: D I protested: D' ~ Seba

'I am not at all wanted to note something very strange. It saleziani you so love to you and in general? These people? I do not believe! allegro announce a share for those girls that were fighting there in August of bartek, I (and probably not just me) willing to sell it: D 50 starting price of gold, who gives more?, P '~ Lady Blue

' In my humble really think you should write notes, and not sing:) '~ Stanislaw IS

' You are the greatest I have ever seen ciulem! ... : wonder if it should definitely be treated! Man sierio with you there is something wrong, think about it, and you'd better find a colleague or friend, then maybe "wynormalniejesz" '~ Unknow Player (I have always wanted to know who it was xD)

' old .. through these three years this August with az rozkreciles ... silly me ... and a decent chop it was: D: D ... oh well ... in the end everyone goes their own path, and disconnects from the herd ... . ' ~ Seba

'It's fun with were Jesus' ~ Olga

' jep se Hawaii with kszyszem: D plerach by gliwice piopieprza. " Camar ~

PS This is not to be that only I was zryty:]

Dora Backpack Sound Clip

the excavations on the old blog-the etymology of names:]

MYSIOBUCHOCYPAZEK:
Etymology: origin of the Salesian name meaning "little ax Cypiska mouse color." In Poland, the twenty-first century. Currently experiencing the Dark Ages, both as a male name and female. Characteristics: it is pseudodynamiczny. He likes to joke, but often tragic joke ends, like an explosion. His friends can not get over how much is energy. In his mouth. He can talk endlessly 23 h / d (time allocated to sleep). Radio and Radio Satan Kebab disembarking. Speak all to death. It is an excellent soldier, but mostly cast on tanks with a plastic ax. He is very sociable. He, not his victim. In the fickle love. It is very difficult partner. First, he wants tea, and then tear the whole estate, demanded that the coffee. Fortunately, when you calm down as he will very rarely, you can talk to him on topics such as: "How do you like the new teddy bear? Do you think that this bronze is not too yellow? "Etc. Suitability professional barrel organ (not the organ grinder), a prisoner of war (all bores company), Sapper (provided that the choice is not 2, but 200 wires), Doda, Mandaryna> Forms obcojęzyczne: Mousiobuchcypisak (Eng)., Mysiquesobuchaencypie (fr), musiolloobuchhocypillo (owner, English.), My-Siam -Obukari-Tzipi-San (Japanese), Muzuhalobullocypikandaro (Swahili). Name Day: 30 Feb, 31 Apr, 31 Jun, 32 XII, 28 XIII

Images Of Highlites For Brown Hair

the excavations at the old blog-a selection of quotes from the years 2006-2008 (I also do not understand)

'Overall, my dance can be called a "jump kick to curl sleeves." This was probably the most popular dance: P not to mention dance from the depths of the oceans' Przyssanie jamochłonów two. " MacZart as I said passed before midnight in a fit state and in the astral plane can be found nirvana in front of us after dropping to its interior in it. '

' Miss World 2006 is Czech. Do not change the fact that probably studying some chemistry there, and wants thermonuclear save us from the air, disease, famine and war, as in the old religious song, where do not know why God has replaced it: be because I do not know if I want to have interesting comments, or interesting shortcuts '

' Titian and urinals-this is just the combination of '

' stop was good. But the bus did not: / '

' Another defenseless sheep, assumed (like Isaac on Mount Moriah) to the top of Physis in order to submit it as a sacrifice on the altar of Magnetic Fields was me '

' began with a 10-month the period of enslavement by the secular twin cogitariatu Inquisition whose aim is to torture, humiliation, mistreatment of poor, innocent creatures of the species homo sapiens sapiens, which have not yet reached the necessary level of sophistication to decide about themselves'

"We have a new girl in class. With Filomata future. It is called Iza and most of the girls behind her is not lost (for example: one of the first comments after the entry of a new "was supposed to be ugly!") '

basically I could comment on the subject of one of the notes - "My thoughts begin to increasingly to escape '

How Much To Renew Driving

the excavations at the old blog-list style Baroque


' Way Perpetuo my heart! When
sit down to write this letter, sole witness of my praise to you, my MUZO, embarrassing the beauty of Helen of Troy, I feel the emptiness caused by the inability to see you. I can not exist alone in a gray and brutal world without you! When I think about to finish scraping the pen, my thoughts przelewanymi ink, after the paper, so white and yet modestly noble soul centuries-old trees, solitary, although among his brothers. And I just feel when a close is not of your angelic form. Why are you not here? Heart I-You Come! Send me the suffering in the abyss of Tartarus! I can not live without your lovely, operatic voice, your eyes, in which the world seems to malutko ball, thy silken hair entangling Your alluring body without thy hand, which contain a single handful of the greatest secrets of the universe-Love
Always Faithful
Bart '
Committed the Polish lessons in high school (from coercion, and even something of a degree of pleasure);)

Monday, October 18, 2010

Misdiagnosed With Graves Disease

Kanciapa with the Angels-Nativity play angelologiczne:)


Kanciapa With ANGELS - cribs angelologiczne
Ruda
&
Bart
Theatre inspired by A-'cabinet with the Angels' http://www.teatr-a.art.pl/spektakl/szafa
Starring:


Archangel Michael (Matthew Gołoś)
Archanioł Gabriel (Kamila Steć)
Archanioł Rafał (Weronika Gębka)
Archanioł Azrael (Bartłomiej Szymkowiak)
Narrator (Ewelina Warda)
3 Królowie (Joanna Kozieł,Ewa Sobiecka, Michał Szatiło)
Maryja (Małgorzata Krysa)
Józef (Aleksandra Tutejska)


                                                                                              
 AKT I (ostatni)

                                                                                                      SCENE AND

(Scene divided into two spaces. Space Law (from the stable) remains obscured, the best screen. The left are a coat hanger, two tables - one chess, on the other - paper and books. In chess, sitting: Michael and Azrael. archangel Raphael is sitting behind a desk, "the papers". Runs Gabriel, shouting with excitement.)

Gabriel: She agreed! Listen, agreed! Mary said fiat!

Narrator: Archangel Gabriel - divine messenger, on the birth of Christ was probably the most to say, the eternal optimist, a good soul, often someone issues - from this, as if to pass the time, therefore, is fluent in many languages. There is probably one in which he could not even say a few words. Apparently, once this happened. When this poor wretch could not understand what was going on when Gabriel reached the ultimate weapon - Sanskrit. And when it did not help - he began to sing: bah! after all, music is perhaps the most universal language. Is sometimes giddy - a privilege of the artist. He talks about everything, what happened to him - after all it is so amazing!

Gabriel: I felt that I would agree! This is a great moment. You see, now everything will change. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son to become man! Do you perceive it?

Raphael: I really want to understand, but it is not in any Box.

Narrator: Archangel Raphael - God's steward. He sits behind a desk cluttered with papers and books, which are books of world history and statistics. When asked about him other angels, awkward silence. Apparently when God handed out archangels.God tasks, missed all of this in the queue. Rafale - and finally asked God - why so dodge from the approach here. "My Lord - answered emphatically - not for me, this whole ANGLE STUFF: stories of such and Siaki, languages, living or extinct (even if they now turn over in his grave), concepts, categories, orders and variations. So much of it all And who can count ?. " He pondered God. Raphael has already begun to gather to leave the sky, when suddenly he said the best: "You're right, the Archangel, all someone has to try to keep our heads no crisis is not climbed. Therefore, you are all numberless. Sit down and recorded - and let nothing escapes your mind! "

Raphael: Let me check under the rubric of conception. Yea! Mother is.
(on page
) A father? But how do I save God?
(nervously looking at the books of the solution.)
Gabriel: Let Rafaello not care. The main thing that is agreed.

Azrael : Like I was immaculately conceived - I would agree.

Narrator: Archangel Azrael - divine prosecutor, hates people, looking for evidence against them, at any price he wants to prove that mankind does not deserve God's love until it so. Believes that even his appearance on earth there is nothing in this regard will not change. He loves God so much that I can not imagine how God can love someone more than them. And the more people. Because if this piece of clay is something worth?

Azrael : From beginning it was. With such disposition, it's easy!

Michael: You're wrong, Azraelu. You are wrong. You are wrong.

Narrator: Archangel Michael - Divine strategist. With him it is better not to mess with. The past of the world he knows well. Him to watch the other angels, he can recall hundreds of names and dates from memory. They talk about it: the type of shenanigans, the essence of the border. They accuse him, even if some tests are conducted. Oh, calumny! That bothers travelers on the highway. Collects some data, non-data, and put added. Ni is a humanistic than scientific! Although it might, well, because the man he is, and if he's wrong, it's always a margin of error - not just statistically. Then he sits and thinks - what to do about how to respond to that? Anyway - the birth of Jesus is an extraordinary moment for him.

Michael: This is not a small responsibility. Such a fragile Mary must bear the entire burden of the Nativity of the Living God. Have you any idea how much you trust God? Do you think everyone would just be able to?

Azrael : It depends. I think that among the ordinary people would find no such.
(with satisfaction) This
their original sin! And so, human nature is always that a person begins and ends, as usual.
(full satisfaction of beating the pawn
)
Michael: Well, but remember this Abel, which was a devoted and obedient to God.
(checker sets)


Azrael: No! For the end! Cain is presented to you!
(Pawn captures)

Michael: And Abraham? Was good! Obedient to God.
(pion!)

(Raphael vigorously and nervously looking at the accounts of events of which they say the other archangels. Sighs mournfully at the same time.)

Azrael : Is that good, it's not I know. It is a pity that this ruled out the goodness of his mind.

Michael : small-minded you are. Moses!
(pion!)

Azrael :
(ironically)
Yeah, Moses ... He can and good, but people who saved .. ? I remind you: the golden calf, broken plates and that their love for God! The chosen people!
(pion!)
Michael: Well, a Lot - the only fair!
(pion! sru!)

Azrael : And in this thing! Why did he have to flee? Sodom and Gomorrah! It speaks for itself! That not to mention his disobedient wife and daughters promiscuous!
(Sru!
)
Raphael: Oh there is little that is immediately zabawiły big scandal ...

Michael :
(sighs)
But you will not find Elijah. ..
(Azrael starts to say something, and interferes with Gabriel)

Gabriel : Gentlemen, look how at that moment you do not have to argue ...

Raphael: Yes! Exactly! And so it has caused itself a big mess.

Gabriel :Czekajcie, czekajcie ! Czujecie to? Zaczyna się, TO się zaczyna!!

(Mówi podniecony, po czym wybiega z sali. Archaniołowie przygotowują się do TEGO. Gabriel wprowadza Maryję z Józefem, odsłania drugą przestrzeń. Rozpoczyna się Narodzenie. Archaniołowie MILCZĄ. )

                                                                                                        

Scena II

(Tradycyjna inscenizacja Narodzin Zbawiciela. Maryja z Józefem krzątają się po swojej części sceny, gdy Maryja zaczyna rodzić. Światełko. Zjawiają się królowie – tradycyjnie. Kłaniają się, oddają pokłon Jezusowi. W tle – kolęda.)

                                                                                                         Scene III

Gabriel: What did I say? Word was made flesh! Deo Gloria in exelsis and peace to men of good will!

Azrael :
(sarcastically)
Hur.
Raphael :
(constantly trying to keep up)
Gabriel, this is what I have done this correctly? What does this mean? How does it save?
Gabriel : Raphael, calmly. There is now the most important. These Your column, table, assets, liabilities. The world has changed! God is Love! God became man, took the body of Mary the virgin. Hope was born! The New Testament!

Raphael: So what that all New Era? That everything from the beginning?

(Azrael gloomy as usual.)

Michael: Ha! Who is like God? Oh, and one more thing:
(szachuje Azrael)
- real Archangel learns not to after I started, but after it ends!
(mat!)
(optional: Azrael: I hate you!)

Raphael: God. Mary. Bethlehem. Stable. Christmas. Christ. Love. People. Salvation. YES! I KNOW! The New Testament!

Gabriel :
So Come to the stable, take what you need,
Let it able for you today, the gate of heaven. Let there
your sorrow into joy sacred to transform,
ye have found a piece of heaven on earth.
CAROLS

CURTAIN!